13 Questions, I thought you would not ask during sex

1. May I have some more wine?
2. Where are my clothes?
3. You want it where?
4. Is it stuck?
5. Can we put the dog out first?
6. You know that is attached, right?
7. Who told you 'eat it' was literal?
8. Could we do some more shots before we do that?
9. Do you realize that there is difference between licking and slobbering?
10. Did you hear me when I told you not to spank?
11. You read that, where?
12. Do I look like I am enjoying this?
13. Do you honestly believe I am able to bend that way?

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